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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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