ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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