ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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