ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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