ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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