ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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