ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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