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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
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