ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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