ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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