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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 21 SEPTEMBER 2009
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
  2. Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
  3. Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
  4. Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
  5. "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
  6. You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
  7. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.

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