ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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