ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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