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Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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