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"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
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