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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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