ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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