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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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