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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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