ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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