ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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