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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
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- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
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- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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