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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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