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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
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- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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