ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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