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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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