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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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