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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 12 JULY 2011
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
  2. “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
  3. You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
  4. Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
  5. Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
  6. Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
  7. You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…

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