ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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