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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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