ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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