ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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