ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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