ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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