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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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