ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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