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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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