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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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