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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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