ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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