ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday.
Forty replies. Four mention you. None kindly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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