ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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