ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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