ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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