ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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