ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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