ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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