ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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