ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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