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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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